PARTY IS SMALL, BUT A GREAT SUCCESS!

Watching HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN.  Got high with my neighbor, Christine, and told her0 my weirdest secret.  She helped me get the old man smell out of the place, but weve been hanging outside. . She is a beautiful lesbian, and she has an equally gorgeous girlfriend.  Theyre both black and fabulous,  stunning enough to make me forget that Im gay!  I should put them in a movie.

We'll be here until at least after the fireworks, longer if anyone.shows. still about 20 beers left.After 25 years, I can still Crack the high scores!  Im JHM (John Holmes Motherfucker.)


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